SSC Saves Budget, Cuts Food Services On Campus

Due to our need to fit in, and most likely extreme budget cuts, Salem State College has decided to cut food costs completely. Since New York is banning salt from restaurant and Massachusetts is New York's annoying little brother/sister, Salem State College is taking the high road and has decided to cancel out food completely.

"Too much food isn't good for you," cafeteria worker Lil' Chef Boyardee commented.
Upon deciding on the dramatic change, workers were seen tossing French fries out of windows, salads being flushed down the toilets and cheeseburgers went into the dumpster. Instead of the tasty bagged treats in the varies vending machines located around campus, there are brochures about timeshares and pamphlets about The Dangers of Sawdust.

So where to eat now? The school has urged students not to eat on campus, instead going to a local eatery, until other places decide to follow their lead.

So as the cafeteria goes quiet and the sweet sound of munching disappears, there will be a growing sound at Salem State College, and that's the growling of a hungry stomach.